Driver has a thing about waitresses. When I proposed that he’d do a top 5 waitresses list I did not anticipate the lobbying and flagrant offers of sexual favours from the waitresses of Melbourne that the mere mention of such a list would stimulate. Yes, stimulate.
To avoid a nasty scene I have no choice but to change the top 5 from a list of actual waitresses to one listing waitresses dedicated to song. Whether the songwriters experienced the same close treatment from their subjects I don’t know. What I do know is that if you believe a word of this introduction you are easily led astray. Just the kind of reader I fancy. Continue reading