‘Drink?’ Driver asked, shaking Punter’s hand.
‘Hang on,’ Punter replied. ‘I can’t concentrate on anything else until I’ve kissed your wife.’ He made a show of shoving Driver aside, wrapping Minnie in his arms and kissing her full on the lips.
‘You alright, mate?’ Driver asked, although he was relieved to see him in such good spirits.
‘Second most beautiful woman in the world. What else am I gunna do?’ Continue reading