6.3 Fare Game

Photo by Clare Bell, 2009, Flickr: Dirty van @ Creative Commons

Photo by Clare Bell, 2009, Flickr: Dirty van @ Creative Commons

Punter returned his hand to Driver’s shoulder. ‘Let me tell you a secret,’ he whispered, manoeuvring Driver away from the pub entrance again and around the corner. ‘We set this up.’

‘What do you mean?’

‘Oh, it was glorious, Driver. Fucking glorious. On Thursday night Postman’s mob had a party function in his electorate. You know, a rallying of the troops, insincere thank-yous for cash donations, a reminder that the battle is not yet over, you are all an important part of the process of giving the Victorian people a better government blah, blah, blah.’

Driver stood with his head bowed and hands in pockets, smiling broadly as he listened to Punter talk. Part of him wanted to get back inside to see how Minnie and Steph were getting along, but he didn’t dare rush Punter when he was so excited and absorbed in the telling. Continue reading

6.2 Fare Game

NewsIt took only a single minute for Frank Postman to deliver his astonishing proclamation. And it’s worth dwelling, for at least as long, over the importance of the scene of the proclamation to the reception his words were given. That Frank Postman had chosen the Tulloch Club to spout such rubbish was nothing short of astounding, given its long tradition of gentlemanly etiquette and steadfast adherence to the appreciation of sport and sportsmanship. Frankie had been invited to speak on account of his glorious successes as a rower and had been in the public eye for long enough to know that on an occasion such as that, in a setting such as that, he should have stuck exclusively to tales of his youthful athletic derring-do rather than take the opportunity to make politically motivated comments, regardless of whether or not those comments were also blatantly bigoted. From Punter’s point of view, the fact that he almost certainly did know better yet couldn’t summon the self-control to follow the script just made it all the more sweet. Continue reading

6.1 Fare Game

Voice recording iconDriver and Minnie bought their drinks from the bar and quickly claimed a just vacated table as Punter and Steph arrived.

‘Drink?’ Driver asked, shaking Punter’s hand.

‘Hang on,’ Punter replied. ‘I can’t concentrate on anything else until I’ve kissed your wife.’ He made a show of shoving Driver aside, wrapping Minnie in his arms and kissing her full on the lips.

‘You alright, mate?’ Driver asked, although he was relieved to see him in such good spirits.

‘Second most beautiful woman in the world. What else am I gunna do?’ Continue reading